Whenever I walk on campus, I see people who are shorter than me. Being nearly 6 feet tall, this isn't hard for me. However, sometimes I'll see those girls (usually) who are practically 5 foot nothing, and whenever I do, I always think,
"Man, that girl is so small!!"
Then today I realized: I wonder if when those girls see me, they think,
"Man, that girl is gigantic!!"
I wouldn't be offended if they did--it's true.
3 comments:
I usually thought something like,
"Holy @%&*#@%$*#(@&%^$#^@& Mother #$%@^$*#^$% piece of @^*#%*#% That girl is #%$&ing HOTT!!!
I'm going to pretend that the obscenities don't cancel out that compliment.
i think you are a giant. dont be offended
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