I wash my hands.
I go to dry my hands off.
I reach for the towel, and watch as it knocks a roll of toilet paper off the top of the toilet and head right for the waiting toilet bowl.**
Do you ever see something happening, but do nothing about it because you know that even though you are watching it happen right before your eyes, your reflexes just aren't fast enough to keep it from happening?
Welcome to my life.
**Note: luckily, roll of toilet paper hits edge of toilet seat just right and lands on floor. Phew.